Earthquake Battery

What is Earthquake Battery?

A fact that you say with authority because it sounds plausible, even though you're not sure if you actually heard it somewhere or just made it up.

"Gazelles can totally stand up and run just minutes after being born. Actually, I'm not sure about that. That might just be an earthquake battery."

See fact, made up, battery, bluff, urban myth

Mazzei

1. A man with a very large penis. "wow that guy is a mazzei" See mazzei, joe, large, guy, poop..

Vermunt

1. any girl who goes to UVM and comes of as bitchy or as a cunt. Sam, stop being such a vermunt! See bitch, bitchy, cunt, stupid bitch..

Liquid Illusion

1. When a girl thinks your cumming in her, but your really peeing in her. Dude, I tottaly gave Sydney a LIquid Illusion! See gross, sex, ..

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