What is Earthquake Battery?
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A fact that you say with authority because it sounds plausible, even though you're not sure if you actually heard it somewhere or just made it up.
"Gazelles can totally stand up and run just minutes after being born. Actually, I'm not sure about that. That might just be an earthquake battery."
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A fictional event used in a lie to avoid another potential event.
Chick1: Do you want to study hardcore tonight?
Chick2: Awwww, I can&..
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in my opinion the best episode of any show to ever appear on the discover channel, and quite possibly ever. it was fucking hilarious.
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