Earwax Buddys

What is Earwax Buddys?

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When you share headphones with someone who might or might not have earwax. You share the wax when the douche stands up quickly and yanks both of earphones out and you scramble to get the ear plugs so you get then mixed up. *Shudders*

Dude. You were earwax buddys with him? Crustay!!! Have you seen his lobes?

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