E.a.s.

What is E.a.s.?


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Explosive Ass Syndrome. A condition that usually happens when one is far away from home or a suitable public facility designed for such an explosive event!

If one is lucky enough not to soil themselves, they usually end up with a shartstain or two!

"Dammit Peggy, every time I eat that dang chili of yours I develop E.A.S., and my ass begins to resemble a cornucopia of propane and propane accessories!"

See assblast, shart


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