What is E.a.s.?
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Explosive Ass Syndrome. A condition that usually happens when one is far away from home or a suitable public facility designed for such an explosive event!
If one is lucky enough not to soil themselves, they usually end up with a
"Dammit Peggy, every time I eat that dang chili of yours I develop E.A.S., and my ass begins to resemble a
cornucopia ofpropane and propane accessories! "
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