What is East?
1.
Extreme AppleSauce Toss
EAST is simply a variation of table hockey played with an applesauce cup. {can also be played with a fruit cup but then it would be EFCT, not as cool} Members of opposite teams sit next to each other {eg. 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2} around a round table. One hand, and one hand only, is used to pass/knock/move the applesauce cup back and forth amongst players. Goal: to keep the applesauce cup on the table. Points are earned when a player from one team is able to get the applesauce cup past a member of the opposite team, causing the cup to fall either in the person's lap or on the floor.
*lunch table is bored*
Guy 1: Hey Guys, wanna EAST?
All of Table: Sure!
*circles up*
*begins to play*
*Guy 1 knocks applesauce cup past team two member*
Guy 1: Score!!!
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2.
emotional and suicidally tempted
I'm craving cigarettes. I'm east.
My ex-girlfriend had a baby. I'm east.
I'm going to drink a 12 pack at her big party by myself because I'm east.
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3.
You probably wear curlers and a nightgown out on the town.
Damn, that chick is east.
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