East

What is East?


1.

Extreme AppleSauce Toss

EAST is simply a variation of table hockey played with an applesauce cup. {can also be played with a fruit cup but then it would be EFCT, not as cool} Members of opposite teams sit next to each other {eg. 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2} around a round table. One hand, and one hand only, is used to pass/knock/move the applesauce cup back and forth amongst players. Goal: to keep the applesauce cup on the table. Points are earned when a player from one team is able to get the applesauce cup past a member of the opposite team, causing the cup to fall either in the person's lap or on the floor.

*lunch table is bored*

Guy 1: Hey Guys, wanna EAST?

All of Table: Sure!

*circles up*

*begins to play*

*Guy 1 knocks applesauce cup past team two member*

Guy 1: Score!!!

See applesauce, game, awesome

2.

emotional and suicidally tempted

I'm craving cigarettes. I'm east.

My ex-girlfriend had a baby. I'm east.

I'm going to drink a 12 pack at her big party by myself because I'm east.

See taco bell, in-n-out, barcelona

3.

You probably wear curlers and a nightgown out on the town.

Damn, that chick is east.

See poor, ghetto, food stamp, peace, love


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