East Asshole Edit Meaning

1. Being a cock juggling thunder cunt like the manager of Taco Bell/KFC. A typical Jean Dedouchebag contradicts himself and plays favorites..

1. A code term for having to take a shit. Can be used in public because people that overhear will think your are a sophisticated businesspe..

1. a flashlight shined directly into an unsuspecting hippie's eyes. worst on trails at night. "Dude, turn off that hippie mace!..