What is East Austin Slapfight?
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A fight characterized by both combatants being underskilled in actual fisticuffs. Participants generally rely on rhetorical jousting as well as simple cheating.
The only way The Left could win an East Austin slapfight is by tying razor blades to his hands and pretending it was a cockfight to the death.
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