What is East Austin Slapfight?
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A fight characterized by both combatants being underskilled in actual fisticuffs. Participants generally rely on rhetorical jousting as well as simple cheating.
The only way The Left could win an East Austin slapfight is by tying razor blades to his hands and pretending it was a cockfight to the death.
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To be boned senseless by someone who incontrollably nods their head.
Glennda barked as she was crackinged by Becks
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The act of ejaculating a cross on the females forehead after oral sex. Especially funny and/or offensive if the girl just happens to be ..
