East Bay Express

What is East Bay Express?

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An extremely pretentious Bay Area publication that hates everything that isn't as "cool" as they are.

Typical East Bay Express review: "Citizen Kane was half an hour too long which completely ruined the entire movie and the story was pointless (Actually, the point was clearly stated but we are required to include the word "pointless" in all of our reviews.)

See arrogant, faux hipster, toilet paper
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