East Carolina University Edit Meaning

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Located in Greenville, NC. ECU is home to 25,000+ students and is the 3rd biggest university in North Carolina. Founded in 1907 as a teacher's college it has grown into a Division I school that has a reputation for a dominant baseball team and a subpar football team even though the team is getting better due to the acquisition of Head Coach Skip Holtz. Also, ECU is known widely for its second to none party scene and was quoted in Playboy Magazine for having the best Halloween party in th nation. Staying in the Playboy mode, Playboy ranked ECU #9 in the nation for having the hottest girls. Other quick facts...

Team Name-Pirates...Mascot-Pee Dee the Pirate...Colors-Purple and Gold

Yes, I am a(n East Carolina University) Pirate...

-Jimmy Buffet

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A school for absolute dumbasses and fuck ups. Kids who were fuckin' idiots in high school come to ECU and get 3.9's. Hence, is why it is also called "Easy-U" by its students and even professors. I had a friend who went there to play football and he fucked bitches and got drunk every night and still maintained a 3.8. Needless to say, that should probably not happen. After my first semester there, I transferred because I realized I was going to get a second-rate/terrible education. Since then, I have seen a number of people transfer from very good schools to ECU because they simply are not smart enough to handle the work load. Of course the bitches are hot, and of course the party scene is live. But actually, there a lot of top tier schools where the bitches are hot and the party scene is live:UW-Madison,UMiami,UVA,Collge of Charleston, UMaryland. And frankly, college is 4 years, the bitches being hot and the party scene being out of control is not going to get any of these dumbasses a really good job when they graduate unless there are in the top 0.9% of their class because the school is so fucking easy that everyone is in the 97th percentile. Long story short, if you wanna come out of college and be successful, and you wanna be in NC, go to Duke, UNC, Wake Forest, NC State, Davidson, even UNC Wilmington. Otherwise, if you're dumbass, and you don't really care about being really successful after college,regardless where you might wanna go to school,take your ass to ECU. You will get drunk as fuck for a dollar every night, fuck a shitload of blonde and brunette slores, and then have them dome you off in your Civic as you deliver pizza for Domino's when you graduate. Go Pirates!

-How do you get an East Carolina University graduate off your porch?

-Pay him for the pizza.

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