East Grinstead

What is East Grinstead?


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If East Grinstead was a colour, it would be beige. But it's too boring to even win a colour status. It's grey. Grey as the average East Grinstead resident's hair.

'East Grinstead is dead on Sundays.'

'What? It keels over?'

'No, metaphorically, you moron.'


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