East Jesus

What is East Jesus?


1.

way the fuck out there

damn, the parking lot was full and I had to park in East Jesus

2.

referring to a place that is ungodly far away.

Teacher: "Will you be needing a hall pass?"

Student: "Yes, considering the fact that my locker is over in East Jesus."

See east, jesus, place, far, away

3.

a small, archetypical, and rural town(see also East Jesus State)

I don't want to go back to East Jesus, the people there are a bunch of Yahoos.


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