What is East Jesus?
1.
way the fuck out there
damn, the parking lot was full and I had to park in East Jesus
2.
referring to a place that is ungodly far away.
Teacher: "Will you be needing a hall pass?"
Student: "Yes, considering the fact that my locker is over in East Jesus."
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3.
a small, archetypical, and rural town(see also East Jesus State)
I don't want to go back to East Jesus, the people there are a bunch of Yahoos.
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