East Jesus Nowhere

What is East Jesus Nowhere?

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The middle of nowhere.

After driving for an hour, we got lost and ended up in East Jesus Nowhere. It took us three hours to get home

See bumblefuck, middle of nowhere, the sticks, guam, timbuktu

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