East Jesusville

What is East Jesusville?

Describing a place that particularly takes a significantly long time to get too

Dude 1: Hey, why are you 30 minutes late? They almost gave up our table.

Dude 2: Well I didn't realize it takes 45 minutes to get to her house all the way in East Jesusville

Chick: Jerk!

See jesus, forever, late, excuse

Pine Honker

1. similar to a hill billybut instead of fucking their relatives, they sit around in massive groups of men talking about dump trucks and ba..

Quacy

1. A loud, obnoxious, black lemon headed fool who sometimes gets confused for the name quacky. Quacy should not be allowed to sit at your ..

Slushies

1. cunnilingus aka eating box aka girl brains i never give a guy brains unless he gives me slushies first. that dude tried to give me b..

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