East Jesusville

What is East Jesusville?


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Describing a place that particularly takes a significantly long time to get too

Dude 1: Hey, why are you 30 minutes late? They almost gave up our table.

Dude 2: Well I didn't realize it takes 45 minutes to get to her house all the way in East Jesusville

Chick: Jerk!

See jesus, forever, late, excuse


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