East Jesusville

What is East Jesusville?

Describing a place that particularly takes a significantly long time to get too

Dude 1: Hey, why are you 30 minutes late? They almost gave up our table.

Dude 2: Well I didn't realize it takes 45 minutes to get to her house all the way in East Jesusville

Chick: Jerk!

See jesus, forever, late, excuse

Curb Kick

1. Placing someone's mouth, opened, on the edge of a sidewalk curb and then kick the back of their head. The best they can hope for i..

Ed Zachary Disease

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Lemonzest

1. The zest of a lemon being a part of the object itself. To be one with the lemon and it's zest. Miccadoin is soooo lemonzest. He is..

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