East Jesusville

What is East Jesusville?


1.

Describing a place that particularly takes a significantly long time to get too

Dude 1: Hey, why are you 30 minutes late? They almost gave up our table.

Dude 2: Well I didn't realize it takes 45 minutes to get to her house all the way in East Jesusville

Chick: Jerk!

See jesus, forever, late, excuse


34

Random Words:

1. A comeback when a friend/family member says something that you just honestly don't give a fuck about. It's also not your damn ..
1. 1.The largest and heaviest weapon used in sport fencing. Scoring is done my hitting ANY part of the opponent's body, unlike Foil or..
1. to go into motion quickly or in an otherwise preferable pace or manner. You're a passenger in a car with your friend driving while..