East Jesusville

What is East Jesusville?

Describing a place that particularly takes a significantly long time to get too

Dude 1: Hey, why are you 30 minutes late? They almost gave up our table.

Dude 2: Well I didn't realize it takes 45 minutes to get to her house all the way in East Jesusville

Chick: Jerk!

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Saroose

1. v. to shit your pants adj. pants shitter he was so drunk on halloween that he saroosed. See saroose, miramonte, orinda, halloween, sh..

Progressive Income Tax

1. The more money you make, the higher taxes you pay. Antonym: flat tax We need to make taxation more progressive and raise taxes on the ..

Zaphtats

1. When a male's testicles are so large that he defecates on them. "Damn it, i shit on my balls again...i hate having the zaphta..

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