East Lansing Diploma Factory Edit Meaning

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1. AKA Michigan State University- an 'institution' of

'supposedly' higher learning (for monkees - and

arsonists, I guess).

2. Training ground for future failed middle managers

of dead-ended careers and lives (Super-size it !)

3. Biggest undergraduate rip-off around: herded into class

sizes of 1000+, dormitories akin to Auschwitz, T.A.'s

who don't even know the subject matter; one actually

comes out of this asylum a bigger idiot than upon first

arriving, if that's possible.

After a night of heavy partying on campus and before starting his new job as an assistant lawn cutter, Wally awoke only to find he had inadvertently used his recently received diploma from the East Lansing Diploma Factory as an ass wipe. 'That's okay', he consoled himself, 'besides I can always go into any one of the many bars they have here and look for the toilet paper dispensers in the mens room.' Specifically, Wally was referring to certain dispensers that have printed on them: 'Bachelors Degrees From This Institution. Please Take One.' Hell, take several ! Give them to your friends ! You can never have too many ass wipes at the Ol' ELDF !

See michigan state university, white trash, hicksville, classless, losers, slobs, uncouth, inept, lackluster, vapid, plain