East Moline Edit Meaning

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East Moline, Illinois. You can also just call it East Mo (fasho). East Moline is a small town right next to the river. It's made up of about 20,000 people. There are two main parts of East Moline. You got the part below the hill where all the niggas with triggaz, crazy mexicans, and usually poor people live inside crappy houses. Then you got the part on top of the hill where all the white kids live. Some of the white kids are deuchbags while others are pretty fucking badass. The cops in East Mo usually try and catch people for speeding and just sit up by the local middle school, Glenview, to do so. So don't speed bitch! Anyways the local highschool is United Township. It's better known as U.T. Did you know you can't spell slut without UT? Check it out cause most of their women put out! East Moline is pretty boring but during the summer you can just go up to Willow Springs, the local pool. Or you can just wander the streets causing trouble and unnecessary vandalism. Go ahead and steal a stop sign or two! Maybe tag a few others! Also if things get too boring in East Mo just down a little vodka (for fuck's sake not too much!) and go have a good time.

East Moline is super cool! It's so cool that i'm gonna sneak out after curfew and light a sparkler bomb in that asshole's yard!

See glenview, badass, ut

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East Moline is a multi racial town of about 20 thousand. crackers live aboove the hill in the nice houses, and the spicks and black people live below the hill in the once nice, now shitty houses. Below the hill is called "watertown". i have no idea why though. there is always a billion fucking cops anywhere in this town. so dont fuckin speed or try and run or kill someone. u will get caught. the high school is called United Township(aka UT) and you cannot spell slUT without UT. in this shit hole of a town.there is almost nothing fun to do. you can walk around aimlessly and most likely end up at mcdonalds, drink underage or in the summer go to willow springs(pool). East moline is boring as fuck but its cool still. u meet some ghetto ass kids that teach the rich white boys how to smoke pot or chug a bottle. eventually everyone just hangs and drinks together. there are two catholic schools that merged that no one knows about even in that town. your an outcast if you go there. umm idk what else to say so the end

East moline is a boring ass town. last night i walked around and threw firecrackers at random things with some buddies

See united, township, willow, watertown

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