East Moriches

What is East Moriches?


1.

A miniscule town on the south shore of Long Island. It's got a grand total of two delis and a gas station. Main attractions include shit-ass deli sandwiches and a plentiful drug market. Population: white gangsters, future delinquents, burn-outs, abercrombie&fitch-wearing chicks, & old people. It's known as EMO (irony?) by the elementary/middle schoolers.

This town is as boring as fuck, but it's no East Moriches.

See emo, boring

2.

A shitty town with a deli that is run by a dumb cunt/dike/bitch. This shitty town is filled with ugly girls. it has a shitty school with shitty teachers (most of them). theres nothing to do in this town.

Jeffry:jonny wanna go to east moriches?

johnny: what the fuck is wrong with you? that town sucks big hairy nut sacks

See gay, bob, emo, deli, ugly, girls


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