What is East Northport?
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A very small town located in the middle of many other larger towns in Suffolk County, Long Island. East Northport has no school district and its children are divided among many other districts. E.Northport in fact, is not East of Northport making it a very great place to be ironic. East Northport is home to the great Larkfield road and is just minutes away from everything the gem of Long Island can hold.
I live in East Northport. Where is it? Um... it's next to Commack or um, Northport....it's in Huntington, how about that, it's in Huntington
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A small hamlet in the Town of Huntington on the
East Northport shares it's schools with neighboring
The cost of living in East Northport is much lower than living in Northport, although some areas are much nicer than other areas in Northport.
East Northport extends from 25a to the north, Town Line to the east, Elwood to the west, and Jericho Turnpike to the south. East Northport is home to the "Grids" which are nothing more than tiny houses on tiny lots jammed in next to each other.
East Northport is home to such fine establishments such as Larkfield Lanes,
The East Northport Public Library was the first
East Northport's a better place to live than Northport.
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A town on Long Island that lies South of Northport. South Northport sounded stupid, hence: said town name. For lack of a better definition, I bring you an analogy: Northport is like San Francisco: more wealthy, more gays, more hippies, and more hills. East Northport is like Los Angeles: an immense mexican population, korean population, heroin addict population, and the terrain is much much flatter.
"I'm from East Northport!"
"Oh, so you're... you're a druggie...."
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A very small town located in the middle of many other larger towns in Suffolk County, Long Island. East Northport has no school district and its children are divided among many other districts. E.Northport in fact, is not East of Northport making it a very great place to be ironic. East Northport is home to the great Larkfield road and is just minutes away from everything the gem of Long Island can hold.
I live in East Northport. Where is it? Um... it's next to Commack or um, Northport....it's in Huntington, how about that, it's in Huntington.
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