What is East Stroudsburg?
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east stroudsburg north is located in the small little town of bushkill PA. the small town consists of two high schools that are bitter rivals and both suck at sports. north cannot play football for their lives :] . south does steroids :] we have two mcdonalds two wendys two perkins AND A FLEA MARKET !! everyone in this town SWEARS that they are right off the ave, jamaica ave that is. OH HOLLA. and everyone has a fake accent bc they are either from queens, bK, or the boogie down BRONXX. you can find your teachers always at the sarah street grill screaming "BITCHES BITCHES BITCHES" or screaming bc theyre best friend slapped them bc they wouldnt make out with each other. as for the kids we are all either drunk high or sexed up and NOT PASSING THE PSSAS. (PA placement passing test ;; study island HOLLLA) white people are the minority. even though half us think we are black anyways.
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probably one of the whackest towns you will ever have the displeasure of being in or hearing of. its small and has way too many people in it because everyone from NY insists on moving here. dont bother driving anywhere on the weekends...theres too many tourists causing mad traffic. its either filled with a) dirty ass icp dirtbags who live for sitting outside the mall on friday nights b) "minorities" who actually put some excitement in the newspaper but arent minorities anymore c) hicks...enough said or d) skanky ass dirty std having little smuts. its boring as fuck so everyone does the same shit....drink, smoke, or fuck. and then the 5.0 stay up our ass but its not our fault there aint shit else to do. besides go to walmart....or the excitment filled stroud mall. STOP COMING HERE MOTHER FUCKERS!
"i really need to get out of fucking east stroudsburg"
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1. East Stroudsburg is a borough in Monroe County, Pennsylvania, United States. It is located in the Poconos region of the state. Originally known as "Dansbury", East Stroudsburg was renamed for geographic reasons when the Delaware, Lackawanna, and Western Railroad opened a station in town.
Its population has shown a slow, steady escalation from 2,648 in 1900 to 3,330 in 1910 to 6,404 in 1940 to 9,888 in 2000, according to census reports.
2. A nice quiet town that has been corrupted by an onslaught of stupid ass New Yorkers. The town is predominantly white but you wouldn't know it looking at the scum that pollutes our streets and retail stores. The area was once the home to small families and older folks and it was an ideal place to have and raise children. Now its full of drugs, crime and murder and a bunch of New Yorkers who think they're cool and can do whatever they want just because they're not from around here and they're bored. GO HOME and leave us alone!
Resident #1: East Stroudsburg is so pretty in the fall.
Resident #2: It used to be before the New Yorkers got here.
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