What is Eastampton?
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Eastampton is the shit hole town that has nothing to do except find ways to get into trouble. When captain Krastik is on duty, you can get away with just about anything. Most days in this town consist of walking around, eating, and harrassing little kids.
when a little kid is walking around in eastampton, we ask if his pants r wal-mart or k-mart brand.
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