Easter Edit Meaning

1.

Holiday that celebrates Jesus' respawning.

Lucky for Jesus that on Easter no one was camping his spawnpoint at the time of his respawning.

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2.

The holiday celebrated for the day in which Jesus's pet rabbit mysteriously laid eggs and painted them strange colors to hide them from the evil Jews.

This Rabbit theory is the only possible explanation for our Easter traditions.

See easter, christmas, santa claus, jesus, jews

3.

The celebration of a bearded man called Jesus Christ, who died on a cross and rose again, resulting in future workplaces and schools closing while people eat chocolate Easter eggs.

Hey! Put down that tax return and have an egg! It's Easter!

4.

A holiday featuring fertility symbols such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white that pagans celebrate, named in honor of the godess of fertility known as Eostre, Astarte, Ashtoreth, Isis, Vishnu, Venus, etc. depending on when and where the pagan is from.

Nowadays, most of the pagans pretend that Easter has something to do with Jesus so they can pretend to be Christians. They've already given Christendom such a bad name doing things like this that it isn't even worth their effort to pretend to be Christian any more, so they only continue the custom out of habit.

I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christiansto those who pretend Easter has something to do with Jesus.

5.

"Hey? Where'd the Body Go?" Day.

Not to be confused with Dead Guy on a Stick Day (aka Good Friday).

6.

not as good as christmas

jermaine easter, wycombe wanderers

See jermaine, christmas, rabbit, finland, lynching

7.

The time of year when you get a free mug with your chocolate.

Great- another cadburys mug with my easter egg.

See chocolate, easter egg, lent