What is Easter Bunny?
1.
An exceptionally large lagomorph that died for our sins (or was that
On Easter’s Eve, the Easter Bunny arises from his tomb to spread good tidings and tooth-rotting chocolate Christ statuettes to all.
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2.
A lagimorph that delivers candy to kids.
I have to admit that I never believed in the Easter Bunny.
3.
A large creature from the forest of Babalon, Who sneeks into houses and lays eggs everywhere secretly. in the morning everyone must try to find them before they hatch and start feeding on the flesh of small children.
The Easter Bunny is coming tonight you know what that means stock up on your weapons!
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4.
bunny that beats the shit out of people the other 364 days of the year
Oh Shit! run!,it's the easter bunny!
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5.
The fat, scroungy-looking, trailer trash white woman who is always on the arm of some Black male.
Rationale: bunny-like (fat and white with pink nose and ears).
All these young Black males seem to want these days is a free ride with an Easter bunny.
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Easter Bunny, often referred to an imaginary character which delivered easter eggs to children also refers to the rabbit eaten at the time of Easter. A long tradition carried out by generations of Europeans where Rabbits (of any species) are roasted, usually alive, to be consumed as a sacrifice to celebrate Jesus Christ.
"Say Steve, have you got your Rabbit ready for Easter yet?"
"That be a fine specimen of Hare for that there luncheon, Easter Bunny sure tastes good!"
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7.
the act of sticking hot hard boiled eggs in ones ass and launching them for distance.
We played easter bunny and now my rusty muffler is killing me !!
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