Easter Surprise

What is Easter Surprise?

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When a man is fucking a girl in the vagina and switches to her asshole, she screams out of surprise and you shove an easter egg in her mouth and yell "SHUT UP AND RESPECT JESUS, BITCH!"

Dude 1) My dumb bitch girlfriend wouldnt shut up during her easter surprise party.

Dude 2) What a disrespectful bitch!

Dude 3) She is so un-christian man.

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