Eastern

What is Eastern?


1.

Domain: Eukaryota

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Mammalia

Order: Primates

Family: Diablo

Genus: Satan

Species: S. Easternus

- Chinese teen

- fringe with minimum length of 8cm

- dyed hair (with at least 8 colours usually gold or red)

- standard repertoire of words/phrases are: "cheebye, lanjiao, kannina, hong gan, pcc. These words/phrases are usually repeated in a cycle right after they have nothing else to say

- habitat: Singapore, usually found outside McDonald's, live in packs

- female members of the species have a very high voice frequency

- performs religious rituals to the song "hokkien speeding"

Warnings:

- do not make prolonged eye contact or else they will, as they like to say, "hoot" you

- However, if you do not make any eye contact they will think that you are, as they like to say, "daoing" them and proceed to "hoot" you.

guy 1: i met a guy worse than satan today

guy 2: and who would that be?

guy 1: eastern satans

Eastern: "kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan. kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan."

See singapore, satanism, soulja boy, crank dat, fuck, stupid, cancerous, painful, dumb

2.

Genre of movie closely similar to the western but with a location set in the Far East.

Kurosawa Akira's Yojimbo typifies the Eastern movie genre.

See eastern, genre, japan


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