Eastern Hellbender

What is Eastern Hellbender?

A very large turd left in the toilet. Also, one that is reported to your friends due to its size.

Better not go in the bathroom for a while.

Why?

Because I just released an Eastern Hellbender back into the wild.

See brown trout, dookie, poop, turd

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