Eastern Promise

What is Eastern Promise?


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As discovered in the Film Eastern Promise by Actor Viggo Mortensen, an Eastern Promise can be defined as someone high kicking the shit out of another person while butt naked.

Wow That Guy Just Eastern Promised The Shit Outta Joe!

If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!

See pwned, devastation


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