What is Eastern Promise?
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As discovered in the Film Eastern Promise by Actor Viggo Mortensen, an Eastern Promise can be defined as someone high kicking the shit out of another person while butt naked.
Wow That Guy Just Eastern Promised The Shit Outta Joe!
If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!
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In other words, any grade other than an A+
Daniel Kim: Duuude, I'm sooo dead when my parentals see my report card!!!
Peter Jones:..
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The act of using fast-food ketchup as lubricant during homosexual rectal intercourse.
"Daniel enjoyed secretive ketchup romp'..
