What is Eastern Promise?
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As discovered in the Film Eastern Promise by Actor Viggo Mortensen, an Eastern Promise can be defined as someone high kicking the shit out of another person while butt naked.
Wow That Guy Just Eastern Promised The Shit Outta Joe!
If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!
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When something is hilarious and beer-related.
Also can be used in the "beerlarity" or "beerlariousness" forms.
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1. Declaring that something is funny and asking if others agree with you. Usually used in a sarcastic or obvious manner.
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1. another, more society friendly, term for the male genitalia.
Holy bejesus, i just got whacked in the nuglatoids
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