What is Eastern Shore Maryland?
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the definition of REDNECK!
the most un-diverse place i have ever been. it sucks. nothing ever happens there. i think there has been one shooting in the time ive lived here (a year). the nearest mall is 45 minutes away, and thats in annapolis .
the guys are ugly and the girls are pretty ...pretty bitchy. there are no chill guys or girls there!!!!!! it is the total opposite of annapolis (annapolis is fucking awesome!).
you know youre on the shore when...
*your phone book (for 3 counties, yellow and white pages) is no more than 2 inches. no lie.
*gigantic tractor things start chasing you on the road
*you see redneck trucks with 12 inch lifts pulled over on the side of the road everywhere ...yup, its deer hunting season
*your school colors are john deer green and yellow
*nobody knows what " naptown " is, even though theyre 30 minutes away from it
*carharts && mossy oak camo is everywhere ...jackets, full suits, pants...
*people bring "deer jerky" on the bus for breakfast
*as soon as school is let out, you hear duck and goose calls
*guys clip fish hooks onto their hats
*in school, a letter is sent home about boys emptying their hunting jackets because a bullet was found on the school floor
*whenever you pass a deer on the bus, someone yells, "thars a 12-point buck!"
*you smell cow shit everywhere you go
*you have a cornfield in your backyard
*people have no sense of style and nobody is creative and people are just really dumb and think they know everything but really theyre stupid!!! and everyone whos anyone just wants to get the fuck out but cant because they are obligated to live there or too young and everyone else is just totally oblivious and off in their own gay happy queer land and they think its totally awesome but they wouldnt survive one day in anne arundel county!!!!!!!!!!!!
im telling you dont move to the shore its fucking gayyyyy there is nobody therrrrrre
The Eastern Shore Maryland is sooooooo fucking gayyy and redneck
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The Eastern Shore Maryland is sooooooo fucking gayyy and redneck
