What is Eastland?
1.
"Eastland Grocery" A store located in Cabramatta, Australia, in which there is a dense asian population. The Vietnamese name of the store sounds extremely alike to the word "dumb cunt". Instead of using the outdated word "dumb cunt" you would refer to someone as working at Eastland Groceries.
Johnny: After 3000rpm the VTEC just flicks LA.
Normal Person: This guy must work at Eastland Groceries.
Johnny: Hey, can you buy me some food?
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2.
Swedish last name that was changed from "Emmanuelson" during emigration to America
Person 1: Hey are your new neighbors swedish?
Person 2: Yeah they're the Eastlands
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