Easton Edit Meaning

1.

A rich wanna-be farm town in fairfield county. Quite possibly the whitest place on earth. Characterized by cows, lots of trees, roads that are only wide enough for one car to pass at a time, two stores, mansions, expensive cars, and farms.

Kids usually engage in excessive drinking (beruit is a common game) and drugs because there is nothing else better to do (entering freshmen from this town can usually drink college seniors under the table).

Also, the weekend day trip destination for rich parents, usually wearing pastel polos, with little kids from more populated areas of Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts who go to "farms" in this town to pick fruit, chop christmas trees, and go on hay rides because they think this is the outdoors.

To be eligible to live in Easton, you need at least three of the following:

1. Drive a Jeep, volkswagon, BMW, Mercedes, lexus, or land rover.

2. Own a house costing at least 1 mil.

3. Listen to dave matthews or some jam band.

4. Be able to drive over 60mph on 10 foot wide roads.

5. Have mexicans do landscaping.

6. Drink excessivly or do some form of drugs.

"Hey where do you live?"

"Easton"

"Did you hear about that cocain bust in middle school?"

See fairfield, fairfield county, drugs, drinking, keg, weed, redding, weston, trees, farms

2.

A very small town in Fairfield County, one of the richest counties in the United States where about 99% of the people are Caucasian (unless they are a Gupta, Bletsas, or Costa) and do a lot of drugs. There is absolutely nothing to do here so unless you are traveling to another town for movies/mall/etc. you are probably partying in a field somewhere or smoking pot in your house watching the tube. This is a town where 10 year olds have cell phones, 16 year olds are given BMWs and Mercedes as their first cars, the drinking age is practically 13, houses are at the very least a million bucks, and one of the easiest places to find drugs. After high school, most of your friends are from Redding, and you probably won't stay in touch with too many in the span of your life because everyone moves the fuck out because of the rising taxes and expenses.

Don't get me wrong, it's a beautiful place with giant houses and friendly people...friendly if you have a Coach purse and shop at Abercrombie and Fitch. Stepford wives and pristine children, welcome to Easton!

"Hey, is anything going on in Easton tonight?"

"No..let's go to Huntington Park or the Pane Open Space!"

"Alright, who's going to Brewster for a beer run?"

"We took a stretch hummer to prom!"

"We took my friends stretch limo that her family OWNS"

"Mr. Norris is so heady"

See pot, drinking, bmw, mercedes

3.

A small town (population wise) in Fairfield County, also known as the Gold Coast, in southern Connecticut. It is true that this is one of the whitest places on earth, and drugs and alcohol practically throw themselves at you. Kids get $50,000 + cars for their first cars (trust me, I live there and did get one) and kids in middle school have cell phones, even some kids in elementary school. You know all of your neighbors, and it is a 90% chance that at least one of your friends lives within a short walk, short enough to go over and drink on a school night and not get caught. The police are a joke, and in order to get arrested you may have to put up a sign on your lawn and wear a shirt that says "Search me and/or my house, I have drugs in there." If there is a teenager in the house, you can find lots of alcohol, weed and other hard drugs. We eastonites have a habit of drinking at an early age, so by the time we get to highschool, most college kids don't have a chance in a drinking game.

Typical after school conversation in easton:

"Dude, wanna come over my place, or go over to yours."

"I don't know man, I can only have like 30 people here, plus I only have 8 handles of vodka left!"

"Oh, allright, we can go to my house, call up the store and get 5 or 6 kegs, put it on my credit card, and ask **** to bring over an ounce of his best weed."

"Cool man, see u later."

See easton, redding, jbhs, fairfield county

4.

Easton. The whitest place on the planet with the most kids that want to be black. Also, the most drug-oriented place in CT. It is easier to get an ounce of weed than it is to get your hands on ciggarettes or alcohol. Quite often there is drug busts/searches (including having K9 search lockers). People are usually such a frequent user of drugs becuase we have a ridiculus sum of money and nothing better to waste it on. Speed/cocaine/heroin/acid/shrooms are also some popular drugs that have frequent users, (just to name a few). By seventh grade most kids have tried/known somone who has tried some form of drug (not included alcohol becuase most kids have tried alcohol already). It is true that freshman in highschool could out drink college seniors under-the-table. It is also true that many sources of people's addictions are from their parents.

REAL conversations that could only happen in Easton...

"Hey, do you have a couple dollars? I'm really hungry."

"Sorry, I only have ten left."

"Dad, I have to talk to you. I smoke pot... and I wanted you to know."

"We should get high together sometime."

See easton, drugs, speed, shrooms

5.

Easton is a inner-city area within Bristol, England. It contains the Lawrence Hill and Barton Hill estates. 35% of the population of Easton are of black or asian orgin. It is also known to be one of the best areas in Bristol if you're looking for some Cannibis aswell as other close areas such as St Paulsand Glouscter Road. Easton is said to be one of the most deprived areas in South West England with high statistics in knife, violent crime and robberies however boasting a great community with various pressure groups, local bands, political groups, and some anarchist communes. It also has three Mosques, a Synagogue, a Sikh temple and several Churches. Streets parties are also very common in Easton, the main ones being on St Marks road and Stapleton road annually. There are several Banksy peices in Easton. The main school in Easton is the City Academy.

Easton is a great place to live in.

See bristol, banksy, england, whitehall

6.

A city in Pennsylvania known for it's soaring High School dropout rates, young female teens getting knocked up, and of course its superior laziness

Ex. Wow you're such a bum, Do you live in Easton?

See easton, dropout, babies, drugs, lazy

7.

A town where emo kids rule, "ghetto" (i use qoutations marks becuase the only ghetto in easton is behind the Easton Village store, where all the druggies get their fix)and there are more white kids than a Blink 182 concert. In fact, white kids make up about 95% of the population. The only asian kids are either wiggers or..well, wiggers. Definined by small roads, nice cars, druggies, emo kids, and nothing to do (which is why there are so many druggies). But im Sure as hell not saying all the kids are druggies...just most of them. Kids that arent preps or emo are far and few between. People wearing over 200 dollars worth of clothes at one time is not uncommon, and niether are having taxes that cost more than some inner city houses. Games of public 'ruit is not unusual. Hell, the PTA may even sponser a game now and then. By 7th grade, many kids can down an entire bottle of vodka without even flinching. Dont get me wrong, its a beatiful town..that is, if you dont get smashed on your way into town by an Escalade going a buck twenty on a road that could be mistaken for a paved hiking path.

"Wow, that medow seems sure pretty, minus the smashed beer bottles and the eleven passed out middle schoolers! Arent you glad we moved to easton?"

See emo, druggies, vodka