Eastoned

What is Eastoned?


1.

When someone has been "raped" ( owned ) very badly. This name is commonly used in the suburbs of Chicago.

We "Eastoned" them in footbal. The Score was 32 to one

or

Damn! She raped me so hard, I could feel it in the morning.

See owned, raped, beat, won


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