What is Eastroturf?
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The colored plastic "nest" (typically green, but can come in a variety of colors) found in Easter baskets to simulate grass upon which the candies are placed.
(Easter turf, thus "Eastroturf")
My Easter basket had a few goodies in it, but it was mostly filled with Eastroturf.
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The act of masturbating while rollerblading.
To the horror of the now scarred onlookers, Steve was caught masturblading in Central Park..
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3 days' worth of 5 o'clock shadow
Dude, shave and shower - you're sporting a 15 o'clock shadow!
See hair, shaving,..
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Famous saying sopposed to be printed on aprons.
What?! Cook?! That doesn't make sense! -Jack (character in Will and Grace, fuck..
