What is Eastroturf?
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The colored plastic "nest" (typically green, but can come in a variety of colors) found in Easter baskets to simulate grass upon which the candies are placed.
(Easter turf, thus "Eastroturf")
My Easter basket had a few goodies in it, but it was mostly filled with Eastroturf.
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