Eat A Dick Edit Meaning

1.

a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack

John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup

Melissa: Eat a dick

See suck it, f-off, you suck, shut up

2.

A phrase used at someone who has made you angry

Dude, no one cares about your Sea Monkeys, eat a dick.

3.

a phrase to convey anger. most effective against extremely obtuse straight males as it implies that they are homosexual.

Bill pushes Tom.

Tom tells Bill to "eat a dick".

Bill looks hurt and bewildered.

4.

Usually used as a joke.

1- Hey man, you hungry?

2- Yeah man, I'm fuckin' starving

1- Really? You should go eat a dick.

5.

EAT a Dick = SOULJA BOY

SOULJA BOY: YAAAAAHHH!!!!

LEGENDARY ICE T: EAT A DICK SOULJA BOY....YOU SINGLE HANDEDLY KILLED HIP HOP

See soulja boy, ice t, eat a dick, hip hop, sucks

6.

Eat a Dick, a term either used for a number of reasons.

1. As a joke

2. Towards somebody you dislike

3. Used when you just cbf to listen

1. "URGH Im starving"

"haha eat a dick"

2. "Seriously man, eat a dick you have no friends"

3. "hey man wats goin on?"

"Eat a dick!! thats wats goin on"

7.

An exclamation to an argument or discussion. When someone wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark, "EAT A DICK" does so perfectly.

AKA: Go fuck yourself!

My girlfriend was complaining that we don't spend enough time together and I disagreed by saying "EAT A DICK!"

See shut up, screw you, fuck off, shut your mouth