What is Eat A Dick?
1.
a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack
John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup
Melissa: Eat a dick
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2.
A phrase used at someone who has made you angry
Dude, no one cares about your Sea Monkeys, eat a dick.
3.
a phrase to convey anger. most effective against extremely obtuse straight males as it implies that they are homosexual.
Bill pushes Tom.
Tom tells Bill to "eat a dick".
Bill looks hurt and bewildered.
4.
Usually used as a joke.
1- Hey man, you hungry?
2- Yeah man, I'm fuckin' starving
1- Really? You should go eat a dick.
5.
EAT a Dick = SOULJA BOY
SOULJA BOY: YAAAAAHHH!!!!
LEGENDARY ICE T: EAT A DICK SOULJA BOY....YOU SINGLE HANDEDLY KILLED HIP HOP
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6.
Eat a Dick, a term either used for a number of reasons.
1. As a joke
2. Towards somebody you dislike
3. Used when you just
1. "URGH Im starving"
"haha eat a dick"
2. "Seriously man, eat a dick you have no friends"
3. "hey man wats goin on?"
"Eat a dick!! thats wats goin on"
7.
An exclamation to an argument or discussion. When someone wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark, "EAT A DICK" does so perfectly.
AKA: Go fuck yourself!
My girlfriend was complaining that we don't spend enough time together and I disagreed by saying "EAT A DICK!"
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