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Assistance given to someone who becomes tired while providing a handjob.
While Dick Cheney was giving me a handjob, but was too tired t..
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Performing oral sex on a *very* pregnant woman.
My wife and I couldn't have sex the old fashioned way, so I gave her a little &quo..
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Young.
If someone says you're still on the vine, it means you're still young. Not ripe yet, y'know?
I may be sweet, but..