Eat Chips

What is Eat Chips?

The act of masturbation.

Comes from joke about typing with one hand while eating food, and joking about masturbating.

Man I really want to eat some chips, got morning wood.

Conforgus

1. The word this dumb fuck uses as 'confused' conforgus is a real word! look it up on google! See confused, dazzled, amazed, no..

Got The Bonus

1. The unexpected release of solid or semi-solid fecal matter when farting. Damn it, I've got to hit the shitter, I just got the bonu..

Otts

1. Pub located in Newport, South Wales that has no windows. So in about 2 hours of opening the building is like living inside a err...room ..

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