Eat Chips

What is Eat Chips?

The act of masturbation.

Comes from joke about typing with one hand while eating food, and joking about masturbating.

Man I really want to eat some chips, got morning wood.

Perginity

1. The status of whether or not your friends have seen your penis. Person 1:"Yeah I was in the gym locker room, sadly, I lost my perg..

Proletariat Bidet

1. Saliva-soaked toilet paper used - in lieu of an actual bidet - to cleanse and soothe the anus. I had explosive diarrhea at the train st..

Ohtown

1. Ottawa, the capital city of Canada. Ottawa is situated on the boarder between Ontario and Quebec though it is considered to be entirely..

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