Eat Crayons

What is Eat Crayons?


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Giving head, or more specifically, a description of a young lady who hasn't given up her virginity yet, but does indulge in after meal tubular snacks ending with cream.

Overheard at a wild party: "I know she's inexperienced in many ways, sexually, but she does eat crayons. I can see from the crust on her upper lip."

See cocksucker, blowjob, lolita, cum breath


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