What is Eat Crayons?
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Giving head, or more specifically, a description of a young lady who hasn't given up her virginity yet, but does indulge in after meal tubular snacks ending with cream.
Overheard at a wild party: "I know she's inexperienced in many ways, sexually, but she does eat crayons. I can see from the crust on her upper lip."
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A moustache on the nipples.
"I got hair in my mouth from sucking on her cute nippstache."
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A woman who is large, bitchy, and still has the attitude that they're the hottest thing around.
That bitch has Miss Piggy complex
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