Eat My Balls

What is Eat My Balls?


1.

declaration used when one refuses a service to another with much contempt

Jess: Hey Alex, can you please help me move the living room couch.

Alex: Eat my balls!

Mike: Hey Alex, can you turn down the music, it's 4am.

Alex: Eat my balls!

James: Hey Alex, can you stop being such a douchebag?

Alex: Eat my balls!


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