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When you tell a person that you can't hang out with them because you have other things to do but they see you online on Facebook.
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A large woman taking a shit, you barge in and drop kick her off the pot.
That fat girl was stinking up the bathroom so I gave her a hip..
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1) Lucious Female Boobs
2) Perfect for licking and squeezing
I instantly imagined drizzling chocolate syrup on her licktastic squeezer..