Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Irresponsible

1. adj., belligerently drunk. Coined in this context at the University of Illinois in 2002. Man, we got irresponsible last night. "..

Howeh

1. Px's slang for "how come?" "HOWEHHH" See howeh, how come, px, pixel..

Crusty Jugaller

1. When a women licks crusty jiz off a mans balls. Dude that chick totally just gave a crusty jugaller. See crusty, cum, jiz, balls, lick..

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