Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Quintas

1. receiving a blumpkin oral sex while taking a dump while also doing a top shelf taking a dump in the top portion of the toilet See BJ 1..

Jay-jit-su

1. 1.(n) secret art of martial arts only known to jay brown and his secret clan of ninjas. "Only when you find the tablet of truth, w..

Ezbutt

1. A name for EZboard when a hacker gets into it and completely deletes all the threads created after May of 2005. Oh my God, where did th..

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