Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Easterbating

1. To masterbate on easter extra points if ressed as easter bunny or eastern bunny Brad: I was easterbating yesterday all over the window..

Nightvane

1. A World of Warcraft type of hunter that wipes raids and bugs mobs "Oh look he pulled a Nightvane!" See hunter, wow..

Zarael

1. Definition of being Zarael. You could be Zarael if you do one or more of the following: Going AFK for 10 minutes or more right before ..

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