Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Doggass

1. Any one or thing that fails to meet expectation in relation to ability or monetary compensation. *From Old English: docga or dog meanin..

Your Wife, My Bopper

1. One man's wife being the sex slave/boxing spar partner of another person (that person probably being a relative) Husband: What are..

Piracracy

1. A government run by pirates for the enrichment of pirates. Piracracy usually results in oppression of other pirate groups A real world ..

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