Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Pinch And Twist

1. v. One method of scratching an itch on your balls. Grasp the itchy section of scrotum between your thum and forefinger and twist the ski..

Jaime Turner

1. A fact that becomes a legend, which then becomes a myth, but does not get lost in time! God like being, unable to die, has extreme stre..

1. Alternate option for expressing the feeling of 'idloising elephants'. Proper following to 'quack'. -Dead Silence- ..

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