Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Yao Mings

1. slang term for the substance cocaine Yo dude you wanna get down with the yao mings? Hell yeah i wanna get down with some yey! See yey..

Premarital Text

1. The act of texting (text messaging) a member of the opposite sex, outside the confines of a relationship, in flirtatious ways, often ins..

Queef Box

1. A slang term for idiot, also can be meant for a woman, that queefs more than usual. Your such a queef box. See queef, fart, vart, vagi..

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