Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Zohnerite

1. A gullible person who believes an absurd conjecture regarding the chemical properties of an inocuous and benign substance, such as water..

Gorilla In The Washing Machine.

1. cunnilingus: oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris My favorite euphemism for cunnilingus is 'gorilla in the washing machine.&a..

Yanfankle

1. A code word for masturbation. Gallagher likes to yanfankle. OR Bobbert: What'd you do last night Franklin? Franklin: I yanfankl..

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