Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Zwow

1. A word that my friend maggie and i made up. Used when something stupid happens. Commonly used in a sarcastic manner. Zwow, that was ret..

Halp Meh

1. A) A lazy way of typing 'Help Me', usually when a person doesn't need help at all, just saying it to try and squeeze an ..

Questionable

1. Un-sure about something, dont know a persons true intentions, unknown. Is that a guy or a girl? His sex is surely questionable. or A..

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