Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Poliet

1. the wrong spelling of polite the girl is very poliet by saying excuse me. See polite, nice, mean, good..

Buffudgery

1. 1. (n) Form of buffudge used as a response to surprise; meaning trickery, decitfullness, cunning, general trixiness 2. (n)(int.) Used to..

Zip Job

1. a zip job is a hand job through the pants ex: "she just gave me a sick zip job under the table at thanksgiving, I sure was thankfu..

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