Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Honeysmacker

1. An action performed during sexual intercourse when a man cums in to a woman's mouth. The woman then spits the cum in to her hand, a..

Cullenized

1. 1. Being in love with the any member of the Cullen clan or the entire clan as a whole. I became Cullenized after I saw Twilight for the..

Zugnish

1. This is a Yiddish word that doesn't appear on any Yiddish language website. It is a command for silence. The young Jewish boy woul..

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