Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Offjack

1. A more polite way to tell someone to go jack off when backwards others seem to miss the meaning so its not offensive to most!! Word usag..

Kddo

1. Knock down, drag out When the MSM got into it w/ the Palin forces, it became a real knock down, drag out fight....a total KDDO See dus..

Rat Tash

1. A male (or in some unfortunate occassions a female) with very poor facial hair resting on ones upper lip resembling that of a rats whisk..

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