Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

5 Inch Bunch Up

1. The optical illusion created by some jeans and pants that gives the appearance that you have a boner when in reality you don't. AK..

Snorelet

1. The calm, low-decibel snore your spouse makes while drifting off to sleep, after which follow the cacophonous thunder snorts that rattle..

Mondo Fag

1. a kid who is really annoying can be described as a mondo fag. you're a mondo fag man stop being so gay See fag, dewbajablast, gay..

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