Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

To Drop The Kids Off At The Pool

1. to shit and or take a poop in the toilet and or to masterbate into the toilet tori, i need to drop the kids off at the pool. See pool,..

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3 Second Rule

1. The First Rule of human food consumtion. If you drop the twinkie on the floor of your apartment and pick it up with 3 seconds, it's..

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