Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Yeses

1. sexual stimulation of one's partner characterized by erotic and sensual noises such as moaning or repeating the word "yes"..

Hagnails

1. Fucking rotten. Plain and simple. Origin from hag and toenails combined. Damn puke and hagnails! That bitch was crucial!..

Utbnb

1. Up The Bum No Babies. Fuckinga bird up the arsewith the aim of not procreating. AKA Cornish Contraception. I may be wrong, and this is ..

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