Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Vagisland

1. Any place that is similar to a paradise like island, that has mass quantities of women(who have vaginas!). Generally these women are li..

Heinecant

1. When you drink too much Heineken and you are unable to obtain an erection or ejaculate. "I drank to much Heineken at the bar I pul..

Quiefosaurus

1. a fat chick who looks prehistoric and enjoys quiefing. Dude, that Jann Arden is such a quiefosaurus! See ugmo, flabs, doucheturd 1. ..

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