Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Ifucked

1. Getting fucked over by an apple product Oh, my iPhone just iFucked the shit out of me! See iphone, ifucked, the shit out of, apple..

Raiders

1. 1. A football team from Oakland that moved to LA, and then back to Oakland...no one seemed to notice. 2. Raider's fans will dress..

Cryballs

1. The telltale signs that an individual has been crying. But has stopped crying and is trying to hide their symptoms. Which usually includ..

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