Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

A - Mac

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You Uns

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Ubersket

1. a bint or whore that takes bucket gash to a new level. john: dude i fucked an ubersket the other night, i didnt even touch the sides! ..

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