Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Bastard Balls

1. A term used to identify blood shot eyes one gets usually gets when smoking marijuana. "Are you sure you haven't been smoking ..

[dying Moose]

1. A sexual act where a man has been celibate for a year or longer, finds a skank ass hoe and gets her to perform oral sex, when he is abou..

Draw Back A Stump

1. A threat that you will cut off someone's fingers, hand, arm etc. unless they stop bugging or annoying you (hopefully not literally)..

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