Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Muff Melter

1. After a long night at the bar you finally picked up that last call ho. You ruffied her and she guided you to her place. She's lay..

Dirty Landscaper

1. A sex game that allows the man to act as landscaper, and the woman to act as the landscape. First the man "aerates" the woman..

Jerk N Work

1. When one masturbates right before he leaves for work. "Oh man I cant focus. I need to pull a jerk n work today." See jerk, m..

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