Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Zorp

1. The inability to do a back flip off a fence. like if you were going to back flip off a fence, then u just don't ZORP PENIS See p..

Tooltacular

1. The act of being a tool. Rich has himself all over his MySpace. That is the most tooltacular thing that you can do! See tool, tooltacu..

Edibility

1. How edible something is Heyy do you know the edibility of this penis? See cow, beaver, lez, chezz, me, edible..

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