Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Real Life Shit

1. RLS for short... Whenever a story is outdone by some douche-bag who always has to over-exceed your story. Inspired by a co-worker who a..

Raw Dawg And Bail

1. when one has sex with a person of the opposite sex without a condom, thereby impregnating her. Then you leave her and never call her ag..

Questle

1. To congratulate someone on new found wealth. man 1: my grandad died the other day. man 2:oh dear mate, im sorry. man 1:its alright he..

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