Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Ugly Bat

1. Exactly like an ugly stick, except it's effects of ugly are much greater. Steve: "Oh man, that girl's boyfriend sure got..

Shoptaugh

1. a red haired fag with a butt-chin, usually found in the military, more often than not a grunt that no one really likes. Oh fuck, here c..

Quagledoo

1. a bitch, someone who is completely undesirable Possibly appearing for the first time in Lucky McKee's "May". "Fuck..

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