Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Asscrack Magee

1. some one that is a huge ass hole and is annoying the shit out of you Ben: ass crabs is when there is crabs eating ur shit. Sean: i was..

Intragate

1. integrate/interrogate Introduce to new by teaching, asking question and possibly relocating appropriate. intragate in'd in the dic..

Orthidontist

1. (n) a man/woman who enjoys making your life more miserable by sticking unknown metal objects in your mouth. Orthidontist is using a sha..

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