Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Smeppy

1. adjective; the exact the opposite of spiffy You used to be pretty smeppy, but you have really tidied yourself up. Nice hat! See spiffy..

Ima Soap You

1. V., a meaningless threat Lady Penelope: Boy, ima soap you good. like this, ptchewww Sir Shappoe: Do it, punk See soap, you, good, boy..

Cum Barge

1. Frothy head on a tapped beer so thick that one is hesitant to plow through it. It must be the bartender's first night. Look at the..

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