Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Tuck The Junk

1. The act of pushing up your balls. -Whoa, my balls just slapped my knees -Looks like you're going to have to Tuck the Junk -Man, ..

Johnny & The Boys

1. Cock and Balls (Johnny after the King of Porn, John Holmes, and the boys since they are related to but smaller than Johnny (the dick)) ..

Clappin In This Ass

1. To hang out or to be a complete dumbass. After we recorded the new material, we were totally clappin in this ass. See Alex..

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