Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

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1. A popular slang reference to getting really messed up on alcohol or drugs in order to free the spirit and drop the inhibitions. Often re..

Ouaibe's Law

1. If in an argument you manage to quote Jean claude Vandamme while managing to make sense you automatically win the argument. "See y..

Under Tit

1. the underside of the breast. usually in large chested women ouch you hit my under tit... thats a cup i hit your under tit See boobs, ..

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