Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Quevi

1. a fat ugly turd, that smells really really bad.it likes it up the butt, wears boots and pearl snaps, and is the most obnoxious thing in ..

Bloodstained Hurricane

1. when a woman queefs while on her period and releases a small amount of blood. my girlfriend and i were having sex doggystyle she queefe..

Muffin Pits

1. a pet name used to describe someone with squishy-like underarms Aww! You look so cute today muffin pits! My little muffin pits. See c..

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