Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

You Don't Have Any Friends. You Were Adopted.

1. Two phrases frequently used to humiliate someone. You don't have any friends. You were adopted. OMG! Like he was adopted! WTF? Y..

Cat Backing

1. When a drunken tard gets the dry-heaves. They look like a cat when they are trying to get a fur ball up. Rachel got a dirty gas pump an..

Grewa

1. a tall kid homey dat dat mondays a grewa man yao ming seriosly See tall, sky, huge, buff, budda..

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