Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Zetta

1. One of the most awesome adjectives the universe has ever known, or will ever know. Usually used as a substitute for "very," &q..

Sinkie

1. A person who eats their food over the kitchen sink to save cleaning up any mess. Usually is a bachelor who lives alone in a small apartm..

Quick Marvin

1. A term for when a male prematurly ejaculates into a womans vagina, and to make up for it eats her out on the spot. I really wish Jim ha..

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