Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Dxnbls

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Ghostshipper

1. One who is ghostshipping. One who manages a fantasy sports team, a company, or a relationship, etc.. in name but not in action. Althoug..

Prick Factor

1. The motivating factor that drives men to do or not do something that they secretly abhor or dread. Failing to perform this duty will ma..

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