Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

How Long

1. How Long The cook in a cheap Chinese restaurant. When you hear the waitress yell How Long she's not concerned with when you get you..

Yitney

1. A coward. 'Bet you daren't do this you yitney' See yitney, coward, chicken, scaredy, cat..

Can't Polish A Turd

1. Despite your best efforts, there are some things you just can't fix/improve. To point out futile attempts to conceal/change the ba..

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