Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Obsessed Gamers

1. Often referred: to nerds, geeks, dorks, people who do not have a life, hermit crabs, etc. These are people who play video games or compu..

Hermafadies

1. A mysterious and magestic being. Hermafadies is said to be the god of goats. His glowing irises burn with intensity such as the yellow s..

Girltender

1. a female bartender especially at a place where all the other bartenders are male These dudes make some weak drinks, but that girltender..

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