Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Birdshot

1. In Halo or Halo 2, (When at close distance) the opponent jumps to avoid death, but is shot in midair with a shotgun. He aqcuired a bird..

Loitz

1. Harsh German last name,often found hucking a loogie after saying it.Also works well with DIDDY MAO! Hey Loitz!DIDDY MAO!*spits green go..

Irish Dozen

1. A measure meaning somewhere between 8 and 15. "Patrick, how many kids do you have?" "Oh, I'd say an Irish dozen.&q..

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