Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Just Kidding... But Seriously

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Zay

1. Slang for San Jose, CA. See San Jose. "Oakland to Vallejo, Vallejo to the Zay, The Zay to the Sko’ AKA as the Bay" - Zion I f..

Straight Sack

1. 1)The exact opposite of a Queerag bag(See Queerag bag).Often used in context with a straight male who does NOT exibit homosexual activit..

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