Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Piece Of Mind

1. observing your pet feline scratch furniture while resting securely in the knowledge said feline's front claws have been removed. F..

Ball Crust

1. A crusty substance coming off of some guy's balls. This is an advanced stage of crotch rot. It mostly comes from not showering, not..

Foozul

1. nickname given to a young, funny, beautiful, and perfect female. pronunciation: Foo(food) z(fuzz) ul(null) Katrina, your my Foozul &l..

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