Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Green Beard

1. Said in disbelief, usually in reply to a potentially preposterous or unlikely statement, but can also be in recognition of an act. Emph..

Buff Muffin

1. meant as a compliment. Buff muffin means you are someone that is cool and or sexy. Hey your one buff muffin.(friend) did you see that ..

Mango Muncher

1. A person or group of people who are known for eating mangos. A faggot. A friend who gets alot of girls. A friend who is whipped by his g..

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