Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Spit Shine

1. When masturbating, or recieving a hand-job, spit is put on the hands, and treated as a lubricant to stimulate the cock. "My bitch ..

Camwank

1. Camwank(V): To masturbate while one's webcam, or any moving image recorder/processor is turned on and someone is watching what your..

Zambortion

1. The 1:16th scale, retarded love child between a Zamboni and a Street Sweeper. The Zambortion comes fully equipped with a retractible, fl..

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