Eat Your Monkey

What is Eat Your Monkey?

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

Zx3

1. The shittiest type of Focus that Ford makes, coincedentally making it one of the shittiest cars on the road. Usually owned by balding mi..

Seisure

1. Another spelling of seizure. Wikipedia says: A seizure is a temporary abnormal electro-physiologic phenomena of the brain, resulting in ..

Headlock

1. Where the woman is on top thrusting ever so gently, just as she comes to the top of the penis head, she squeezes her pussy walls therefo..

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