Eating

What is Eating?


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eat ( P ) Pronunciation Key (t)

v. ate, (t) eat·en, (tn) eat·ing, eats

v. tr.

1. To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption

2. Vulgar slang. To perform oral sex on

3. Informal. To bother or annoy

4. To destroy, ravage, or use up by or as if by ingesting

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v.

1a. The action of consuming edible substances through one's orifice.

1b. Something skinny people enjoy far too much - or far too little.

1c. Something done too frequently by fat and/or ugly people without offsetting with exercise.

1d. A hopefully enjoyable process activating one's taste senses and used to chemically sustain or rejuvinate the body.

2. (slang) The action of oral sex.

3. (slang) To be hit, killed, destroyed, maimed, or otherwise thoroughly OWNED.

1a. He is eating pie.

1b. I can't believe that skinny kid won the eating contest.

1c. That fatass needs to stop eating.

1d. Eating that pizzawas @!#$ing delicious.

2. Jenny and I were eating out last night.

3. That dumbass poser is EATING it! After eating 4 rounds from my Magnum, he enjoyed the taste of curb and boots.

See eating, ate, pizza, ownage, oral sex

3.

Eating makes you feel insecure, yet when you are insecure you eat.

Person: I'm so fat. I'm never eating again

-1 hour later-

Person: I failed. -eats-

See food, eating, health, diet, anorexia


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