Eating Carpet Edit Meaning

1. combining the words Zoe + Weirdo. Usually a girl called zoe who is very weird and also very horny. "Hey who's that horny girl..

1. The act of putting your penis back in your trousers before fully shaking your drips 'Sorry i was rushing, i had a bit of a Prematu..

1. 1. The most embarrassing way to end a phone conversation. Ever. Pioneered by nerdfighterJohn Green. 2. An expression of hope for anothe..