Eating Is Cheating

What is Eating Is Cheating?

A reason why real men don't stop for food during a pub crawl.

1. I'm completely shitfaced, let's get a kebab.

2. You are such a wuss - eating is cheating.

See drunk, wuss, shitfaced, kebab, plastered

Milky Pickle

1. the act of jerking off on an unknowing persons burger then putting pickles over the love puddle to hide it. joe was very pissed off whe..

Vacuum Masturbation

1. When you use a vacuum's hose attachment to clean the body of the vacuum. I had lots of fun sucking up the spider webs with Vacuum ..

Clitty Scab

1. where upon a female is so unhygenic/filthywhore and does not clean the genital area, thus creating small lesions apon the clit and/or cl..

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