Eating Is Cheating

What is Eating Is Cheating?


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A reason why real men don't stop for food during a pub crawl.

1. I'm completely shitfaced, let's get a kebab.

2. You are such a wuss - eating is cheating.

See drunk, wuss, shitfaced, kebab, plastered


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