Eating Is Cheating

What is Eating Is Cheating?

A reason why real men don't stop for food during a pub crawl.

1. I'm completely shitfaced, let's get a kebab.

2. You are such a wuss - eating is cheating.

See drunk, wuss, shitfaced, kebab, plastered

Premature Congratulator

1. Describes someone who gets really excited about something too early/quickly and jinxes you. (Also another term to describe a premature e..

Dumple Stiltskin

1. When you attatch a pair of stilts to your feet (Must be 3 feet or longer) and take a dump on somebodys head. Best if done to an unsuspec..

Memory Jerk

1. the act of masturbation while thinking of the visual image of a girl you had seen earlier that day going to the mall and seeing lots of..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Eating Is Cheating Edit Meaning