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When your three little mice walk in on you and your prince charming...
*Knock, Knock, Knock*
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A blender that has been cut up and beaten severely after many years of blender sex.
"I don't have a Blender Whore."
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When you can't get your lizard to stand up.
He never had a reptile dysfunction until he reached 70.
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