What is Eating Off The Dollar Menu?


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A man who's penis is extraordinarily small, promting users to feel that his package was comparable to a tiny snack purchased from the dollar menu at a fast food restaurant. Someone who is eating off the dollar menu often has a penis that can be described as cute. It may replicate an actual normal penis in appearance, although in a pediatic proportion (think mini me). If you suspect your mate is eating off of the dollar menu, you can confirm this with any ruler measuring less than 5 inches.

Meeh: "Hey, did you and Eric ever seal the deal?"

Nicole: "Yeah, but it was bammer, he was eating off the dollar menu".

Meeh: "Damn was it that small?"

Nicole: "Hell yeah, it was like a ring finger!"

See dick, little dick, junior


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