What is Eating Pants?
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comfortable pants with an expanding option such as an elastic waistband; to be used when overeating to prevent unsightly opening of just the top button of one's pants.
"Joey, why are you wearing maternity pants?"
"These are my eating pants! They expand as I eat more."
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Almost the same as Golden Shower, except the wastes are solid.
Feeling de-sensitized from the novelty of golden showers, Tom paid the h..
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shoving a frozen turd into someones ass while they are asleep
friend 1: hey dude greg has passed out
friend 2: lets turdshorf him
fri..
