Eating Pants

What is Eating Pants?


1.

comfortable pants with an expanding option such as an elastic waistband; to be used when overeating to prevent unsightly opening of just the top button of one's pants.

"Joey, why are you wearing maternity pants?"

"These are my eating pants! They expand as I eat more."

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