What is Eats?
1.
Ghetto terminology for "food".
"I need some eats."
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2.
In East London, England it means people going to a specific place just to steal or rob from victims
They came to the opening evening to maake eats
3.
too be not very good
"that movie was "eats"
"sean is "eats" at cricket
"the new album is "eats"
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4.
Nice
To be used in public to stealthliy alert a companion to boobs of note within eyeshot.
Mmmm....eats.
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5.
1. getting food, grub or snacks late night or between meals.
Lets gets some eats at Denny's you crosseyed bitches.
6.
Is also what you could call someone if they are proving to show eat arse characteristics, aka an eatsbum..
An eats is derived from the fobbish term EAT-ARSE
you could say about someone who is bein a dick...
"damn whatta eats"
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7.
A definition used to communicate the sensory perceptions of food. Used mainly by po'folks.
"The soup that eats like a meal."-Campbells Chunky Soup ad
"It eats like candy".-A poorly educated person commenting to me on the sweetness of a cantaloupe.