What is Eatums?
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the term used by mothers and parental figures everywhere to mean "food" when talking to their kids
it is also used by random douchebags when trying to be cool
are usually very delicious...mmmm
kid- "mommy, mommy me wants my eatums!!!"
mom- "ok sweetie one second"
random douchebag- "shit man, lets go get ourselves some o' them eatums"
other random douchebag- "hellz yeah"
as a wise man once said- "eatums are the keys to success...when used in the proper hands..."
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A combination of the word queer and retarded; used to express an action or thought or gesture that is both gay and retarded simultaneous..
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a single tear streaming down your face
"WAHAHAHhhaaahhhh!" *onesie tear streams down face*
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Charles of the McDonalds grill. It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's B-l-l-lumpkinnnn Mann.
Blumpkin man wears a visor.
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