Eatums

What is Eatums?

the term used by mothers and parental figures everywhere to mean "food" when talking to their kids

it is also used by random douchebags when trying to be cool

are usually very delicious...mmmm

kid- "mommy, mommy me wants my eatums!!!"

mom- "ok sweetie one second"

random douchebag- "shit man, lets go get ourselves some o' them eatums"

other random douchebag- "hellz yeah"

as a wise man once said- "eatums are the keys to success...when used in the proper hands..."

See eat, knosh, shmooze, moo

[marpet]

1. Man Carpet, short n curlies, Male pubic hair Sal: just cut the marpet Jason: looks good, makes it look bigger See manscape, pubic hai..

Lanie

1. a synonym to the word awesome Have a freaking lanie day! See awesome, super, cool, rockin', amazing 2. BEST PERSON EVER lanie ..

King Champion

1. what the natives used to call me after i saved there village from the shredderack army "ahhh king champion has returned to defend ..

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