What is Eatums?
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the term used by mothers and parental figures everywhere to mean "food" when talking to their kids
it is also used by random douchebags when trying to be cool
are usually very delicious...mmmm
kid- "mommy, mommy me wants my eatums!!!"
mom- "ok sweetie one second"
random douchebag- "shit man, lets go get ourselves some o' them eatums"
other random douchebag- "hellz yeah"
as a wise man once said- "eatums are the keys to success...when used in the proper hands..."
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