Ebaids Edit Meaning

1.

An infectious mental disease in which the victim becomes infatuated with eBay, so much so that they cannot leave their chair. This is primarily due to their requirement to be sat at a computer to bid on auctions, but also due to the boxes of unnecessary shitthat the victim has purchased during the illness.

You haven't moved for a week watching that Xbox 360 auction, you've got a serious case of eBaids man.

See ebay, aids, illness, disease, internet