What is Ebail?
1.
breaking up with someone or quitting over the internet
My girlfriend lived in Pittsburgh, and I didn't want to drive 4 hours to dump her, so I ebailed on the bitch.
2.
Using an email, myspace, facebook, or IM to get out of (bail out on) plans you had previously made with someone.
Chad: Hey bro, wanna hang?
Mike: Yeah, I'll just eBail on Jeff real quick.
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Random Words:
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fucking the dog, to do nothing productive
What were you up to today? Oh you know, fornicating fido.
See lazy, useless, slow, distract..