E-bay

What is E-bay?


1.

A place where you can find almost anything (whether inedible or not) to bid on. Human body parts have been sold at over 500 dollars. Bought by tin.

On E-bay, tinbought an extra arm and Jamaica.

2.

a site where even shit sells at thousands

-i have just placed a drawing of my 4 year old son on e-bay

-haha you piece of shit

-hey! it's $152.99 by the time

See e-bay, internet, bid, buy, sell

3.

Ebay; one of the worlds most common websites.

Don't trust sellers from there if you are buying designer products! Many lie and say they are authentic, but they are not!

seller: i promise you this louis vuitton alma bag is 100% authentic or your money back!

buyer: yay that's cool! *orders it and spends $1500*

buyer: (recieves package and purse)

buyers friend: ewwwww your purse is a FAAAKEEEEE!!

buyer: no its 100% authentic!!

buyers friend: no its not hun. i know what replicas and knockoffs of louis vuitton look like. you have one.

buyer: but i spend almost $2000 on a fake purse!!!!! and they promised it was real!!

buyer: (goes back to ebay, sends seller an email)

seller: (reads email and deletes) (laughs his head off because he ripped her off)

buyer: *cries for years*

4.

The greatest site on the internet.

Dude, I got a lot of good shit on e-bay!!

See Ashley


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