Ebay Anxiety

What is Ebay Anxiety?


1.

The final 30 seconds of an auction when you've just bid. You are in flight or fight mode, hoping that no one will out-bid you, or increase the auction price.

Symptoms usually include light sweats, partial deafness, rudeness to others in room, dilated pupils, finger twitches.

DON'T TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW. My ebay anxiety is kicking in. Let the auction end and I'm all yours.

See ebay, anxiety, internet disease


59

Random Words:

1. Yiddishism: cheap, poorly made junk. Originally referred to furniture; now, any overpriced junk. Crap. 'Oh my gawd! They're..
1. Gully, Gangsta. Ready to fight anybody anywehre. Made popular from Prodigy from Mobb Deep's Song "Keep It Thoro" on his ..
1. The climax of realizing Barrack Obamahas won the 2008 presidential election, consisting of fist-pumping, weeping, gloating, and audaciou..