What is Ebay Anxiety?
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The final 30 seconds of an auction when you've just bid. You are in flight or fight mode, hoping that no one will out-bid you, or increase the auction price.
Symptoms usually include light sweats, partial deafness, rudeness to others in room, dilated pupils, finger twitches.
DON'T TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW. My ebay anxiety is kicking in. Let the auction end and I'm all yours.
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