Ebay Christmas

What is Ebay Christmas?

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When, in a period of a few days, you receive many packages from an impulsive/compulsive eBay binge you went on a few weeks earlier. Resembles Christmas in that it's an exciting time when you get tons of 'gifts' wrapped in paper.

"Three weeks ago I got depressed about being single on Valentines Day, and also for the last six years, so I went on a spending spree on eBay. Today I got three packages and my action figure collection is finally complete - Merry eBay Christmas!!! Now I just have to wait for that shotgun to arrive so I can end this pathetic existence..."
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