What is Ebay Express?
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A mysterious black hole in cyberspace, which swallows up development dollars and causes sales to vanish into nothingness.
Hits to its URL are said by experts to be rarer than Bigfoot sightings.
I opted into Ebay Express six months ago and haven't sold a freaking thing since.
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To shoot infrared lasers at moths from a dogs eyes with intent to kill and monch.
DUDE MY DOG JUST INFRAREDED THAT MOTH!!!
HOLY SHIT!!..
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When an indivdual puts his hand down his pants and rubs his hand on both sides of his scrotum (preferably after sweating). He then waits..