What is Ebay Express?
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A mysterious black hole in cyberspace, which swallows up development dollars and causes sales to vanish into nothingness.
Hits to its URL are said by experts to be rarer than Bigfoot sightings.
I opted into Ebay Express six months ago and haven't sold a freaking thing since.
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